Disclaimer: If this offends, then, yes...I AM talking to YOU. Yes, there will be lots of capitalized words in this one. I have a 12 year-old son. My boy is quirky and hyperactive, as boys tend to be. As children are. He's also extremely polite and sensitive, and because I'm a little rough around the …
What’s Your Price?
Do you have one? Work tends to draw out the most interesting conversations, doesn't it? My co-worker and I were having a really good one. In fact, I learned quite a few things about him. The main light bulb moment was when I realized that he's RELENTLESS in his need to sway. Someone may have …
Sidewalk Pimpin’
Because this needs to be said... It's funny how you only think of things in hindsight. Recently, I realized how much people have taken being assholes to the nth level. And here I thought the "we need a haircut" craze of 2020, sedition, Karens and Kevins, people choosing to be hateful and cruel because it's …
This Ain’t No Love Boat
Part 1: Sister-friends I'm thinking of making this into a series. Pfft. One of many, right? Disclaimer: Not a therapist, nor do I want to be one. These are merely observations. A lot of things have happened since my last post, and I'm trying to compartmentalize it all. Please believe I will be expressing my …
Talking “White”
The epic fuqery I've been told that I "talk white" throughout my life. As a child, I would hear it from other little kids (mostly POC children). As a teen riddled with the usual angst (gotta love clichés!), I would hear it from most of my peers, especially considering I went to a predominantly black-attended …
D!ck Pics (NSFW)
Yoooo...WTF, guys?! Wanna know something sad? I doubt, with all sincerity, that most of us, whether female or male, gay or straight, young or old, HAVEN'T received an unsolicited penis picture in their day. That being said...why is it so common? Don't get me wrong - I'm an AVID fan of penises/penis-related fun times, and, …
2021
So far... 59 days. It's only been 59 days into this year, and it's already been somewhat problematic. True, this is a historical year considering this new presidency, but, so much is still going wrong. People are pretending this virus doesn't exist, that it blew over once 2020 came to a close. Seriously... what the …
New Year, New Life, New Me
And all the other cliches Goodbye, 2020. Can't say that I'm sorry to see you go. You were like the toxic relationship no one wanted. The pimple that appeared in the middle or our collective foreheads that we couldn't get rid of, no matter what method we chose. A horrid case of BV. A never-ending …
Rebuild, Renew, Restart
Life This has been a brutal, uncompromising year. One that surprised us all, one we were ill prepared for. Many of us lost everything we knew and loved, including our family members. Our homes. Our livelihoods. A global plague was misrepresented stateside until the bodies continued to pile to the point that it made it impossible …
Adam’s Apples
(Caution, content may not be safe for work) No lie... I have a THING for a protruding, prominent Adam's apple. And I don't care if that was redundant. I'm finding myself constantly falling down a TikTok rabbit hole, and, for some reason (I think it's wired to my lady parts), my algorithm bombards my "For …
Classy With An E 