(Caution, content may not be safe for work)
No lie… I have a THING for a protruding, prominent Adam’s apple. And I don’t care if that was redundant.
I’m finding myself constantly falling down a TikTok rabbit hole, and, for some reason (I think it’s wired to my lady parts), my algorithm bombards my “For You” page with all kinds of assorted delights of people with slim (or thick), graceful (or muscular) necks that look like they’ve got peach pits stuck in them.
It’s not a no if you don’t have one, but… it’s a hot damn hell yes if you do.
I’m lying. It’s more of a YASSSSSSS!
It’s so bad that strangers on the street should be wary of me, because I might tackle someone just to run my tongue over it.
Can you imagine me, at 41 years old, jumping a person just to press my lips and tongue against that knob on the front of their throat?
Or, knowing me, I’ll go up to them and say, “Can you do me a favor? Swallow.” And giggle like a loon after I shudder and profusely thank them for their service to my libido?
It’s the hottest fucking thing on Earth to see an adult male with that kind of natural neck adornment. Makes me want to rub myself all over them. I’ve got some god-level restraint, let me tell you.
If I ever decide to date again (I probably won’t, because it’s messy, trust issues, and a whole lot of fear), chances are, that person’s going to need to have one of those, because not all men do. That would be the icing on a very moist, decadent cake. That, coupled with natural, honest reciprocity, a good, caring heart, and an open mind can get you places.
And please don’t sweat around me and chug a cool beverage with your head tilted back, for Fate’s sake. Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiittttt. I’ll definitely be getting pregnant, or we’ll both be reaching a level of soreness where we’ll need ice baths a la Wanted.
No lie, though. I’m going to want to suck that neck bobbin. And nibble/bite it gently, too.
It will be in the contract. You have to prepare for it to happen at any time, in any situation, save ones of grieving because I’m not a complete deviant…unless I’m given the right amount of incentive. 😈
Happy reading!
Liz K
This post, though made as a gas, rings with truth. You don’t have to agree. It’s what I like. Let me have it. And yes…I did say moist.
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